YES! FISHY!
I even made that comment to myself in the dream. its all bogus. even the investigation. makes no sense.
I have seen that phrasing a lot lately. even locally.
I have also seen that phrasing.
I thought the turnaround time was rather fast, but I just discovered that some DNA testing companies for paternity and ancestry have turnaround time in as little as 2-3 days. If the suspect was in the data base for a previous crime than it is possible I guess to get a match that soon.