10-05-2012, 06:26 PM
It was a few days before Halloween, at night. I was around a gathering of masked trick or treaters. Suddenly a chilly wind picked up and we heard rumbling from the sky. What looked like a military cargo plane was emitting a glowing green (like an aurora) contrail and we knew this was bad. All over the sky, paratroopers began to descend. One landed nearby and was a buff african man in a padded white bodysuit. Others were white males, and then various females all athletic and good looking but totally blank like robots.
These were some kind of shock troopers, but instead of using violence, they used their sexual allure to seduce humans around them. People became distracted by this tactic, dropping everything else, and the alien masterminds behind this plan chuckled to themselves, "how do you like your ipods now?" They were recording their observations onto a blue cassette tape, which an older woman who -- had no interest in the sexbots -- discovered and was now planning on blowing their cover.
These were some kind of shock troopers, but instead of using violence, they used their sexual allure to seduce humans around them. People became distracted by this tactic, dropping everything else, and the alien masterminds behind this plan chuckled to themselves, "how do you like your ipods now?" They were recording their observations onto a blue cassette tape, which an older woman who -- had no interest in the sexbots -- discovered and was now planning on blowing their cover.