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27 Dec 2018

An enormous spider lives near us. He wears tuxedos and a top hat, and is very polite. He has invited me to dinner.
My wife is skeptical.
"He hasn't killed anyone," I explain, "At least, not recently. Sure he only serves blood for dinner," I continue, " but blood is nutritious, right? I will probably be OK..."

It's not always a good thing to sit down with the powerful.