Cern / Portal / Giants (Original Meme Discussion)

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I was pondering cern yesterday. since humans are basically walking electromagnets, what effect does cern really have on us? how many of us feel the time skipping thing? is that cern? we've seen what cern is doing to the earths magnetosphere. when they crank that thing up to max power, what will that do to our body? eliminate our perception of time, even if briefly?