What girls think - not for the faint of heart

[Nanny]

Goldengal, Yep, you fit dang-perfectly. I like that one!

I use things like, "don't mistaken my patience for weakness." or do I say it REALLY redneck and this other term, "don't mistake my kindness for weakness." Seems I have another word for "weakness" but it ain't com'in to me right now.
Mama had some funny ones. She jokingly, of course would say about anyone that wronged or threatened one of her peeps, "I'll kill him and tell God he died."

ELYSE!! good to read ya. As I once told Windy, this email isn't working, keeping in-touch. hugs~

Then I guess I am right there with ya, because I already use that one! There's a Pintrest quote too that goes - "Assuming I was like most girls was your first mistake!" The picture is of a woman's hands reloading her shotgun. Mmmm, hmmmm.......