It's A Variety Show

[Goldengirl]

I'm hanging out on the set of a major cable news organization. (OK for the sake of detail, it's Fox News). All of the anchors are wearing uniforms. The women are all standing in a line on the stage, and they're in two groups, both wearing something that looks like it came out of Grease. Jeans rolled up, patterned shirts with little scarves tied around their necks. One group has shirts in red, and the others are in blue. They're lined up like can can dancers. I leave thinking the world has certainly gone around the bend, this is just a show.