The Great Frog

[Philistine]

I was on a computer looking up news and events. I saw the usual day to day struggle we are presented as "news". A voice said to me "Do not worry, the end of the world will come when the Great Frog jumps onto the Earth". The screen was white and a silouhette of a cartoon or tribal styled frog with a crown slowly lowered onto a matching pillow shape. The voice continued "As you can see, much of your continent is easily inundated." The screen changed to a map of the USA that showed mountains and rivers. As I pressed and dragged a rectangular shape appeared over the eastern half of the country and a dynamic readout representing average rainfall appeared showing a number that varied from 45 to 65. The map changed to show the Amazon, again with no borders, just natural features. In this case the land was lush and green, as it is today. The same rectangle shape I dragged across the green of the map showed numbers in the hundeds on the readout in the middle of it.
My alarm sounded and I woke.