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07-25-2015, 06:00 PM
MY MOTHER, BROTHER AND MYSELF WERE WALKING DOWN A STREET IN THE EARLY A.M. HOURS WHEN I HAD TO USE A RESTROOM. THERE WAS NONE IN SIGHT, SO WE ALL JUMPED THE FENCE (MY MOTHER IS 91, BY THE WAY) OF A RANCH HOME. THE DRIVEWAY WAS STEEP AND SURPRISINGLY THE HOME LOOKED LIKE MY OLD HOUSE AND DRIVEWAY. THE DRIVEWAY WAS COVERED WITH A THIN SUBSTANCE WHICH I THOUGHT WAS MUD BUT IT TURNED OUT TO BE FECAL MATTER.
I FELL, AND SLIDE DOWN THE DRIVEWAY (I HAD SHORTS ON) AND GOT THE "MUD" ALL OVER MY LEGS.
IT WAS DISGUISTING! WE LITERALLY BROKE INTO THE HOUSE AND AS I EXITED THE BATHROOM, I SAW A VERY OLD LADY HOBBLING VERY SLOWLY FROM HER BEDROOM DOWN THE HALLWAY WHICH LED TO THE BATHROOM WITH HER WALKER. I YELLED "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE". THE WOMAN DID NOT HEAR OR SEE ME. MY MOTHER, BROTHER AND MYSELF RAN AND SLIDE UP THE DRIVEWAY AND JUMPED THE FENCE TO SAFETY.
I FELL, AND SLIDE DOWN THE DRIVEWAY (I HAD SHORTS ON) AND GOT THE "MUD" ALL OVER MY LEGS.
IT WAS DISGUISTING! WE LITERALLY BROKE INTO THE HOUSE AND AS I EXITED THE BATHROOM, I SAW A VERY OLD LADY HOBBLING VERY SLOWLY FROM HER BEDROOM DOWN THE HALLWAY WHICH LED TO THE BATHROOM WITH HER WALKER. I YELLED "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE". THE WOMAN DID NOT HEAR OR SEE ME. MY MOTHER, BROTHER AND MYSELF RAN AND SLIDE UP THE DRIVEWAY AND JUMPED THE FENCE TO SAFETY.
