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06-17-2010, 02:58 PM
I fell asleep with the TV on after a heavy meal. I dreamed I was sitting in on the Congressional hearings on the oil spill in the Gulf.
BP CEO Tony Hayward (he always reminds me of the drunk British grim reaper in the TV show "Dead Like Me")was explaining to the Senators that the reason the oil well blew up was that it was because they had drilled into a "fest-struddle".
When the Senators asked for an explanation of what exactly a feststruddle was, Tony Hayward
calming explained with a serious straight face and that deadpan Sussex accent "...a festruddle is a kind of cosmic cream pie the universe prepares in advance to throw in the face of certain large multi-national corporations".
It seemed that it was not the first time he was confronted with a festruddle.
BP CEO Tony Hayward (he always reminds me of the drunk British grim reaper in the TV show "Dead Like Me")was explaining to the Senators that the reason the oil well blew up was that it was because they had drilled into a "fest-struddle".
When the Senators asked for an explanation of what exactly a feststruddle was, Tony Hayward
calming explained with a serious straight face and that deadpan Sussex accent "...a festruddle is a kind of cosmic cream pie the universe prepares in advance to throw in the face of certain large multi-national corporations".
It seemed that it was not the first time he was confronted with a festruddle.