surreptitious food shortage

[Roberta Bogner]

I was unpacking my can of Jif after having come from the store, and noticed a "streaking" pattern against the side of the glass as if it had already been opened and a knife scraped against the side. After opening the supposed new pristine jar, lots of its contents in the center had been removed in such a way that it had appeared untouched.
I was somehow made aware that the Pope had decreed that we must give our food to others in other countries, and they were taking from Americans.