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05-28-2015, 03:51 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-28-2015, 03:52 PM by twiceblessed9.)
Lets take a look at the word BATTERY
Full Definition of BATTERY
1
a : the act of battering or beating
b : an offensive touching or use of force on a person without the person's consent — compare assault 2a
2
[Middle French batterie, from battre to beat]
a : a grouping of artillery pieces for tactical purposes
b : the guns of a warship
3
: an artillery unit in the army equivalent to a company
4
a : a combination of apparatus for producing a single electrical effect
b : a group of two or more cells connected together to furnish electric current; also : a single cell that furnishes electric current
c plural : level of energy or enthusiasm
5
a : a number of similar articles, items, or devices arranged, connected, or used together : set, series
b : a usually impressive or imposing group : array
If we think of Pew Battery together, it could be an imposing group of Church/ religious people. It could be Pew Battery vs. Iron Satan.
or
The Pew is on the receiving end of battery from Satan who is like Iron
or
Lets add airplane . There is an off chance that the pew is actually a row of airpane seats and the airplane pew (and the people in it) are being battered in the sky with a Satan Like Iron something. Lightning? Turbulence? Crash? Maybe the battery is "lightning", striking the plane.
Full Definition of BATTERY
1
a : the act of battering or beating
b : an offensive touching or use of force on a person without the person's consent — compare assault 2a
2
[Middle French batterie, from battre to beat]
a : a grouping of artillery pieces for tactical purposes
b : the guns of a warship
3
: an artillery unit in the army equivalent to a company
4
a : a combination of apparatus for producing a single electrical effect
b : a group of two or more cells connected together to furnish electric current; also : a single cell that furnishes electric current
c plural : level of energy or enthusiasm
5
a : a number of similar articles, items, or devices arranged, connected, or used together : set, series
b : a usually impressive or imposing group : array
If we think of Pew Battery together, it could be an imposing group of Church/ religious people. It could be Pew Battery vs. Iron Satan.
or
The Pew is on the receiving end of battery from Satan who is like Iron
or
Lets add airplane . There is an off chance that the pew is actually a row of airpane seats and the airplane pew (and the people in it) are being battered in the sky with a Satan Like Iron something. Lightning? Turbulence? Crash? Maybe the battery is "lightning", striking the plane.