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06-21-2016, 09:06 AM
LOL, Paladin, if only I could tell you the things that I know...
{1-in-1000 would believe me, the rest would be looking for more straight-jackets that I could fit in}
On a more-serious note, my beard goes from eyeballs to chest, and if I grow it out, looks like the most awesome Santa beard you've ever seen...whiter than bleached sheep! That, with my size (though not much gut), I can add a pillow and play 'Giant Santa' anyday.
As for who I am? Consider, if I were someone 'important', and I admitted it, imagine all the government guys that would show up to 'know more'. If I am not 'important', but claimed I am, then very quickly, most intelligent people would see through the lies. If I just show up, make some small talk, spoof some dreams, share a few real ones - why, I look almost normal.
Not saying I do this, mind you, but someone like you're talking about might...don't you think? ;-)
{1-in-1000 would believe me, the rest would be looking for more straight-jackets that I could fit in}
On a more-serious note, my beard goes from eyeballs to chest, and if I grow it out, looks like the most awesome Santa beard you've ever seen...whiter than bleached sheep! That, with my size (though not much gut), I can add a pillow and play 'Giant Santa' anyday.
As for who I am? Consider, if I were someone 'important', and I admitted it, imagine all the government guys that would show up to 'know more'. If I am not 'important', but claimed I am, then very quickly, most intelligent people would see through the lies. If I just show up, make some small talk, spoof some dreams, share a few real ones - why, I look almost normal.
Not saying I do this, mind you, but someone like you're talking about might...don't you think? ;-)