Another post-apocalyptic dream

[ThePaladin]

LOL, Paladin, if only I could tell you the things that I know...
{1-in-1000 would believe me, the rest would be looking for more straight-jackets that I could fit in}

On a more-serious note, my beard goes from eyeballs to chest, and if I grow it out, looks like the most awesome Santa beard you've ever seen...whiter than bleached sheep!  That, with my size (though not much gut), I can add a pillow and play 'Giant Santa' anyday.

As for who I am? Consider, if I were someone 'important', and I admitted it, imagine all the government guys that would show up to 'know more'. If I am not 'important', but claimed I am, then very quickly, most intelligent people would see through the lies.  If I just show up, make some small talk, spoof some dreams, share a few real ones - why, I look almost normal.

Not saying I do this, mind you, but someone like you're talking about might...don't you think?  ;-)

Best way to hide is in plain sight.

When one is underestimated, one has an edge.

Discretion is often the better part of valor.

One does what one must.