The universe must love him

[ThePaladin]

I can't keep a charge on my phone to save my life. I don't know if it's electronics and me or if it's simply the fact it's a 2 yo phone. Verizon keeps trying to convince me to "upgrade." Hell no, this phone is paid off, why would I want to jack my bill by $20/phone/month just to get something with more bells and whistles. I use my phone to make calls, text, and take the occasional photo. Oh, and I do my banking online, so I use that app all the time.

For the next few days, he's his sisters' problem.