"We HAVE to learn how to fly this plane!! Seriously!"

[Jean-Claude Duclos]

I was in a cornfield with one of my friends (one who is quite goofy and doesn't really take anything seriously) The cornfield was surrounded by a tall stone wall, but we had plenty of space; several square miles. Our only way to escape was a biplane painted red, with McDonalds logos all over it and Ronald McDonald's face painted on the tail. I explained to my friend that he had to get serious and help me fly this plane so we can escape the cornfield. He agreed. But as soon as we took off and started flying, he would get all goofy and start messing with the controls, causing the plane to crash land. I told him over and over that we really have to focus and fly this plane over the wall, and he would agree every time, but start screwing off and messing things up as soon as we would take off.