Just boozin' it up at the hospital

[Jean-Claude Duclos]

I was at the hospital visiting my mom, who was in there for some minor condition. I was drinking a Bud Light in a bottle. I asked if visiting hours were over, and the nurse told me they were. I went outside and sat on the curb instead. This guy from my work drove by in a van and asked what I was doing there. I got up and said, "just hangin' out at the hospital... It's the place to be, man!" And he laughed and drove off. I got in my car and drove away, wondering if I had drank to much to be driving.